10. needed a vehicle to show off all the bad ink.
9. this is an actual UNC practice.
8. the UNC computer room finally got windows 98
7. this is how the Vatican chooses the next pope. #conclave
6. sick of only the cheerleaders getting to wear cute lil outfits
5. trying out for dancing with the tars.
4. trying to cash in on recruiting promises from Roy to “make it rain”.
3. they get 4 credits toward a “degree”
2. they popped a molly and can’t stop sweatin’
1. nothing better to do in March